Thursday, October 21, 2010

Taking a Leek

Of all the meals I tend to cook, if I had to pick a specialty, it’d be soup. It’s easy to make and there’s endless combinations of ingredients (note to self: try making cream of scrapple soup with fried onions). OK, maybe not endless…

Anyways, I recently saw a recipe for a Cream of Broccoli, Potato and Leek Soup in one of the several cooking magazines I subscribe to. For some reason, just “Leek Soup” doesn’t sound right but would be awfully easy to make for anyone who just drank a gallon of water. It wasn’t until recently that I’ve utilized this onion-like plant in my cooking and so far both times have been soups. Of any vegetable you should wash before using, it’s definitely the leek. As it’s grown in a sandy environment, that crunchy “goodness” tends to find its way between the layers of the plant. So unless you like rolling your Good Humor Ice cream cone in the sand while you’re at the beach, do yourself a favor and rinse the leek thoroughly.

The recipe called for sautéing the 3 veggies in butter, then adding stock and water after 10 minutes. Then, the recipe suggests you throw the soup in a blender or food processor in batches until pureed. For some reason, I must have over-filled my processor because it started doing its best Linda Blair impression and started spewing the green fluid out of its top the moment I turned it on (the machine, not Linda Blair).

After returning it to the pot and adding some half and half it wasn’t much longer until I was done.



It wasn’t too bad, though it wasn’t as thick as I had hoped. Perhaps next time I’ll add more potatoes and half and half to thicken it up. Though the original recipe for the garnish/topping called for pan-fried pancetta with sage, rosemary and bread crumbs, I instead substituted bacon. Not because I love smoked pork bellies, but because Weis Markets doesn’t necessarily have the same Über-selection as Wegmans. And everyone knows that food selections with an umlaut are much better than those without...

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

A Sneeze from the Sea-Hag


So I’m all for trying new foods. And I’m all for trying to cook foods I’ve never cooked before. What happens when you combine the two? Either potential for culinary greatness or utter, disappointing disaster. Such is the case with my recent Pan Seared Pork Loin with Apple-Balsamic Reduction Sauce and Sautéed Kale. Can you guess which one I never ate/cooked before?

Since I was stuck with several bunches of kale that were leftover from an event (we had planned to use the kale for garnish along some salads and side we had prepared for a birthday party but somehow were forgotten at home), I decided I’d be better off cooking them rather than letting them go to waste. I had heard of recipes using kale and when I did some online searching, it kind of had the appearance of spinach. Heck, I’ve loved spinach since I was a kid. I remember my dad telling me that spinach was made from the snot of the Sea-Hag from the Popeye cartoons. So, either I learned to ignore his suggestion or I had some weird tendency to enjoy the mucous of fictional cartoon characters, but regardless I learned to love spinach.



So it can’t be all that different, can it?

As for the Apple-balsamic reduction sauce, I had a better idea what to expect. I like apples and I like balsamic vinegar. I also like hummus and I like hot wings but that doesn’t mean they’d taste great together (or would they? I think I’ll make an experimental batch up the next time I’m watching Turkey play Syria in Goat Soccer). Making the sauce was easier than I expected: I just sautéed onions and apples in olive oil and butter, then added apple cider vinegar and balsamic vinegar. After running the reduced mixture through a sieve, I returned it to the pan to reduce some more.

And the results? The Apple-Balsamic Reduction Sauce was……..awesome! The sautéed kale was……..awful! Granted, it was my first time coking the dish and I’m sure I could have improved upon it had I made it before, but it had a sour flavor to it (and it wasn’t the “good sour” from the splash of lemon juice I added while I was cooking it) and I felt like a farm animal as I chewed….and chewed….and chewed. Perhaps that explained my tendency to use the floor as a bathroom and make animal noises. Or, perhaps that’s just a typical Tuesday night for me.



They say that kale is very good for you. So is tree bark, but I’m not going to go bite into the next shrub I see…